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Post by marshmallow on Jul 28, 2021 3:41:19 GMT
Hearing moderal's slight scolding the presidents only response was "how nice for you."
In response to sheens chastizing mayby if you knew how to properly manage economy like Rodina I'd care about you opinion a little more.
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Post by xander10 on Jul 28, 2021 3:41:23 GMT
Well, if it couldn't get worse, the reds are here. "My my, what great diplomats we have here." "We do not look highly upon those who try to destroy the beautiful and delicate thing that is the global status quo, and that status quo is that of Mercantilism and Capitalism" Stopping for a drink, the lord mayor continued"I see here many equals, and then I see a destabilising force and an insult to this meeting." |
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Post by The Realm of Moderal on Jul 28, 2021 3:45:09 GMT
"My my, what great diplomats we have here." "We do not look highly upon those who try to destroy the beautiful and delicate thing that is the global status quo, and that status quo is that of Mercantilism and Capitalism" "many status quo's have been destroyed over the years, and more form from the ashes. We shall see where communism goes. However, we are here trying to come to an agreement. Insulting everyone at every opportunity is not how you go about that." |
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Post by xander10 on Jul 28, 2021 3:48:20 GMT
"We do not look highly upon those who try to destroy the beautiful and delicate thing that is the global status quo, and that status quo is that of Mercantilism and Capitalism" "many status quo's have been destroyed over the years, and more form from the ashes. We shall see where communism goes. However, we are here trying to come to an agreement. Insulting everyone at every opportunity is not how you go about that." "Then you should be looking to calm the president over there, as that is exactly what they are doing." |
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Post by Emperor Florin von Marcum on Jul 28, 2021 3:50:21 GMT
The president of Tanasara started getting super bored so she decided to stir little some thing up. "Awww, who brought in their child! Oh, my mistake. That is what passes for an empress in these parts. So, Empress Catherine, is your temper as short as you and your reign? If your stature is anything to go by, the bar for greatness is set especially low in this country." "Then again, your work keeping the seas civilised and peaceful has already proven how 'great' and 'powerful' your 'Imperium' truly is and your reign. Truly, such a powerful nation as yours would be able to deal with a few puny pirates and protect my chocolate shipments? Surely, you would be able to stop a few northern barbarians. Ah, but what am I saying, you are one of the pig-skinned northern barbarians, and your stature just proves it." Catherine wheeled around, snapping her fingers at the tall woman sitting beside her. "Anthiese, kindly hand me a map of the minor states so I may see this situation?" After reviewing the map, she looked up again, smile still plastered on her face "As the president so... eloquently worded their comments, I am indeed small. Unfortunately, even I would need to stoop too low to respond to their charming words in kind. Surely though, as the progenitors of culture and wealth you could manage to scrounge up a force for your own defense. I can't imagine the rest of us have had such trouble dealing with piracy. Or is it traditional in your country to come whining to others for your own defense? You'll have to forgive my ignorance on this fascinating facet of your culture. After all, I'm just an innocent young girl with little knowledge of your mighty nation." She waited for the barbs to sink in, before pressing on with her offer "I can't very well interfere with the private matters of another nations shipping, naturally. And I'm sure you wouldn't find it fitting to seek aid from a girl such as myself. However, if you were to join the DOC, any ships flying her colors would have... certain protections from raiders." |
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Post by The Realm of Moderal on Jul 28, 2021 3:50:47 GMT
"many status quo's have been destroyed over the years, and more form from the ashes. We shall see where communism goes. However, we are here trying to come to an agreement. Insulting everyone at every opportunity is not how you go about that." "Then you should be looking to calm the president over there, as that is exactly what they are doing." "I have been trying to. They seem to not take the hint." |
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Post by xander10 on Jul 28, 2021 3:51:50 GMT
Hearing moderal's slight scolding the presidents only response was "how nice for you." In response to sheen's chastising maybe if you knew how to properly manage economy like Rodina I'd care about you opinion a little more. "Your opinions and needs will be taken seriously when you decide to be respectful in a meeting." |
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Post by Fleischmann on Jul 28, 2021 3:59:36 GMT
Seeing the possibility for things to spiral further and back into the realm of pure insults, Mikkels, the ever responsible one, took off his boot and began beating it against his table as loudly as possible and calling everyone back to order.
'Are ye all razing savages!? Come back in order you lot, we have much business yet undiscussed!'
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Post by The Realm of Moderal on Jul 28, 2021 4:01:10 GMT
Seeing the possibility for things to spiral further and back into the realm of pure insults, Mikkels, the ever responsible one, took off his boot and began beating it against his table as loudly as possibly and calling everyone back to order. ' Are ye all razing savages!? Come back in order you lot, we have much business yet undiscussed!' "What is with the boot?" |
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Post by marshmallow on Jul 28, 2021 4:05:26 GMT
The presedent starts sulking crossing her arms "fine I'll be nice"..."for now"
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Post by The Realm of Moderal on Jul 28, 2021 4:06:03 GMT
The presedent starts sulking crossing her arms "fine I'll be nice"..."for now" "good." |
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Post by Emperor Florin von Marcum on Jul 28, 2021 4:10:15 GMT
The presedent starts sulking crossing her arms "fine I'll be nice"..."for now" "At last, some decorum. I'm sure we can reach a respectable conclusion to the present unhappiness. Though surely you don't need me informing you of this, the demands from Sadalen are outrageous. One-tenth of the value of a ships hold is nothing less than extortion. Even as payment in kind for your defense. The floor is yours delegates. Do be reasonable now." |
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Post by marshmallow on Jul 28, 2021 4:13:21 GMT
The present ceases sulking and calmly said alrite I understand.
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Post by Fleischmann on Jul 28, 2021 4:13:28 GMT
The presedent starts sulking crossing her arms "fine I'll be nice"..."for now" "At last, some decorum. I'm sure we can reach a respectable conclusion to the present unhappiness. Though surely you don't need me informing you of this, the demands from Sadalen are outrageous. One-tenth of the value of a ships hold is nothing less than extortion. Even as payment in kind for your defense. The floor is yours delegates. Do be reasonable now." 'I am not sure where you got the one tenth figure, but we are willing to reduce it to one one-hundredth instead... That said, I do not believe it can be truly called extortionate given the outrage we all bore witness to here. I would say a tenth is perfectly reasonable given such behaviours having to be defended from reprisals.' |
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Post by marshmallow on Jul 28, 2021 4:14:47 GMT
I am not giving you one tenth outrage or no. Also you were harassing my country long before your offer you hardly have room to talk.
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Post by saylemvfm on Jul 28, 2021 4:22:03 GMT
Lady Iris talked to her companions for a moment, deciding on whether or not to give the gift now or later. They decided now. Clearing her throat, Lady Iris stood up and took the ornate box with her.
"Your Majesty, if I may, I'd like to intervene for a moment to help calm things down. I would like to present to you a gift, this year's finest harvest of strawberries from Grand Maren. I wasn't informed if you grew these in the Imperium Divinium or not, but alas, they are a natural treat. Please to enjoy this sweet and juicy fruit that goes well as a standalone or with many treats and deserts. Although, a slight warning. We've found that some people are allergic to strawberries, but do not fret, that allergy is considerably and extremely rare, your Highness." Lady Iris said, presenting the ornate box and opening it to the Empress, speaking in a friendly and free of aggression tone. The box contained large and juicy strawberries, harvested not long ago and kept in good storage condition.
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Post by Emperor Florin von Marcum on Jul 28, 2021 4:23:06 GMT
"At last, some decorum. I'm sure we can reach a respectable conclusion to the present unhappiness. Though surely you don't need me informing you of this, the demands from Sadalen are outrageous. One-tenth of the value of a ships hold is nothing less than extortion. Even as payment in kind for your defense. The floor is yours delegates. Do be reasonable now." 'I am not sure where you got the one tenth figure, but we are willing to reduce it to one one-hundredth instead... That said, I do not believe it can be truly called extortionate given the outrage we all bore witness to here. I would say a tenth is perfectly reasonable given such behaviours having to be defended from reprisals.' Catherine bent toward the man, holding his shoulder and standing on tip-toe to whisper quietly into his ear. "A show of good faith toward Divinian wishes may go a long way in nuptial agreements sir."
Turning back to the crowd, slightly off balance, she next addressed the President of Tanysira. "And what would you have this body do? What do you propose as a counter-offer to Sadalen?" |
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Post by Emperor Florin von Marcum on Jul 28, 2021 4:29:20 GMT
Lady Iris talked to her companions for a moment, deciding on whether or not to give the gift now or later. They decided now. Clearing her throat, Lady Iris stood up and took the ornate box with her. "Your Majesty, if I may, I'd like to intervene for a moment to help calm things down. I would like to present to you a gift, this year's finest harvest of strawberries from Grand Maren. I wasn't informed if you grew these in the Imperium Divinium or not, but alas, they are a natural treat. Please to enjoy this sweet and juicy fruit that goes well as a standalone or with many treats and deserts. Although, a slight warning. We've found that some people are allergic to strawberries, but do not fret, that allergy is considerably and extremely rare, your Highness." Lady Iris said, presenting the ornate box and opening it to the Empress, speaking in a friendly and free of aggression tone. The box contained large and juicy strawberries, harvested not long ago and kept in good storage condition. Catherine had been just about to finally sit down before Lady Iris stepped forward with her gift. "Aera be praised. Civilized conversation!" Genuine smile on her face for the first time since the meeting began, she clutched the box to her chest. "I... am flattered by the gift. Truly. I can't say the Divinian climate is very forgiving to strawberries. Too many snow squalls in the spring to ruin crops. I do love horticulture though. Perhaps you'd like to visit the Botanical Gardens at some point? It would be wonderful to have a small crop of them here to supply the palace!" |
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Post by Fleischmann on Jul 28, 2021 4:30:50 GMT
'I am not sure where you got the one tenth figure, but we are willing to reduce it to one one-hundredth instead... That said, I do not believe it can be truly called extortionate given the outrage we all bore witness to here. I would say a tenth is perfectly reasonable given such behaviours having to be defended from reprisals.' Catherine bent toward the man, holding his shoulder and standing on tip-toe to whisper quietly into his ear. "A show of good faith toward Divinian wishes may go a long way in nuptial agreements sir."
Turning back to the crowd, slightly off balance, she next addressed the President of Tanysira. "And what would you have this body do? What do you propose as a counter-offer to Sadalen?"Thinking a moment, the Hauhkuno realised just how strong of a position he was in after that little show destroyed what good will was present towards Tanysara. Knowing that he could both give in and win something more valuable, he decided to give in and push for something which would be unthinkable. 'We can see reason... We agree to lower it to one percent of the value of every hold, but in exchange we want full international recognition of our suzerainty over Tanysari and its status as a protectorate and future vassal of the Raikh. This recognition will be reflected in matters diplomatic, economic, and military, though governance of the land will remain with the locals unless they should petition for annexation.' |
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Post by saylemvfm on Jul 28, 2021 4:37:00 GMT
Lady Iris talked to her companions for a moment, deciding on whether or not to give the gift now or later. They decided now. Clearing her throat, Lady Iris stood up and took the ornate box with her. "Your Majesty, if I may, I'd like to intervene for a moment to help calm things down. I would like to present to you a gift, this year's finest harvest of strawberries from Grand Maren. I wasn't informed if you grew these in the Imperium Divinium or not, but alas, they are a natural treat. Please to enjoy this sweet and juicy fruit that goes well as a standalone or with many treats and deserts. Although, a slight warning. We've found that some people are allergic to strawberries, but do not fret, that allergy is considerably and extremely rare, your Highness." Lady Iris said, presenting the ornate box and opening it to the Empress, speaking in a friendly and free of aggression tone. The box contained large and juicy strawberries, harvested not long ago and kept in good storage condition. Catherine had been just about to finally sit down before Lady Iris stepped forward with her gift. "Aera be praised. Civilized conversation!" Genuine smile on her face for the first time since the meeting began, she clutched the box to her chest. "I... am flattered by the gift. Truly. I can't say the Divinian climate is very forgiving to strawberries. Too many snow squalls in the spring to ruin crops. I do love horticulture though. Perhaps you'd like to visit the Botanical Gardens at some point? It would be wonderful to have a small crop of them here to supply the palace!" "I would love to, your Highness. On our next visit, we will remember to bring some seeds with us so you may enjoy strawberries as fresh as they can be, as well as instructions for growing and harvesting." Lady Iris said pleasantly, returning the smile, before heading back to her seat. |
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