Post by xander10 on Oct 15, 2021 18:46:58 GMT
It was a mild wednesday morning when Garend Marston got the bad news about the Hostage he'd sent to Sadalen, but every piece of news has a silver lining, and on reading that he could execute the disgusting, rank, reaving, maggot filled thing he had to keep fresh, Garend jumped right to action.
"Jeeves, fetch me my Judges gown, and inform the executioner that he has a public outing with that monstrous abomination the Sadaler call a cheese."
"Yes of course, Master Marston."
Later that day, the cheese was hanged by the gallows and left until it was surely dead, and then dragged by the same rope behind a wagon around the Alliance Hall. Finally Garend Marston himself quartered the cheese and desecrated it's body so that the deed was done. Cheers erupted in the crowd at the following announcement.
"This vile abomination has finally been removed from our nation, we are now free!"
The corpse was transported by wagon to the port to be taken by the Pancake full steam ahead to be given a "Sailor's funeral" in tholish waters, in reality the sailors just dumped it overboard and spent the rest of the time out playing Scopa and Poker.
Today will go down as the day when the Sheenish watched a cheese be executed and cheered.
"Jeeves, fetch me my Judges gown, and inform the executioner that he has a public outing with that monstrous abomination the Sadaler call a cheese."
"Yes of course, Master Marston."
Later that day, the cheese was hanged by the gallows and left until it was surely dead, and then dragged by the same rope behind a wagon around the Alliance Hall. Finally Garend Marston himself quartered the cheese and desecrated it's body so that the deed was done. Cheers erupted in the crowd at the following announcement.
"This vile abomination has finally been removed from our nation, we are now free!"
The corpse was transported by wagon to the port to be taken by the Pancake full steam ahead to be given a "Sailor's funeral" in tholish waters, in reality the sailors just dumped it overboard and spent the rest of the time out playing Scopa and Poker.
Today will go down as the day when the Sheenish watched a cheese be executed and cheered.